Ryan McMahon is NOT a Real Man

by Ryan McMahon on June 30, 2008 · 0 comments

NOT YET A MAN
being a homeowner sucks. being a guy that doesn’t have tools sucks. being a homeowner that doesn’t have tools, therefore can’t really “do the job himself”, sucks. having something go terribly wrong in your home, when you’re the homeowner, you’re a guy, and you’re a guy that doesn’t own tools, sucks. you get what i’m sayin’?

A MOVIE I WILL SEE
arrested development, the series that was killed way too soon, is being developed into a movie. this is sort of old news, but, still news none the less. click here to join the facebook group to keep up to date.

TITLE PENDING
i can’t title my works. i’m sitting on 4-5 stage plays, and a very good script that will someday be worked into a film, and NONE of them have titles. titling a piece is way trickier than creating interesting dialogue, making ‘scenes work’, and making sure characters are fully realized. how do playwrites do it? do they have a title (even a working title) when they start? during the process of writing the script, does a line, or a piece of prose jump out at them and scream, “hey asshole, ya just found the title of your show”? i dunno. my weesagechack entry this year has no title, and i’m stuck on what to call it. ridiculously, i read the entire play today, hoping something would jump out at me – nothing did.

SHOWALTER BLOG
michael showalter blogs for spin.com.

RELIGION VS CARLIN
expect a protest at carlin’s funeral. if they picket, i suicide bomb their protest.

A COUPLE OF PYTHONS
michael palin and terry jones – the lost sketch series.

DEMITRI MARTIN
if you don’t like him, or don’t know him, this should make you a fan.

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