really, really, really, boring website update, other stuff you love, and the goin’s on.
i hit a few snags in the road this weekend and its taken me longer than i thought to have EVERYTHING done, but, please visit now as i’ve uploaded some AUDIO clips of my comedy from various times and various places. currently, there are 3 clips up, and i have another 3 that will be up this week. enjoy them.
if you aren’t going to visit my site, here is a link you should click here to hear a clip of me opening for don burnstick. it’s around 5 minutes long and you should listen to it with many friends. then you and your friends should jump on public transit or your bicycles, and let the world know how funny (or average) you think my comedy stylee is.
other stuff you love
- w.i.m.p #2 will be in october (near the middle, on a saturday night) and i expect to make an official announcement about it soon (i have to clear the dates with the urban shaman, book acts, etc.).
- my favourite comedian, louis c.k. is about to launch his new special. if you haven’t heard louis c.k. you’re ridiculous and probably hate babies. google him, and do what osama bin laden doesn’t want you to do – fall in love with this chubby, middle aged, bald but kind of red headed, genius.
- comedy loser launches next tuesday. click here for details.
the goin’s on
- there are 1, 874, 943 hornets and wasps that live in my neighbourhood and i’m going to devise a plan to take down every one of those motherfuckers ONE AT A TIME.
- why does it always rain when i wash my vehicle.
- god hates parents of children and that’s why babies shit their pants – if god liked parents of children he would have invented potty trained new borns.
- i love fall – i’m fat and i like sweaters.
- children’s movies are frightening – why does the mother fish in finding nemo have to do in the opening sequence of the movie…isn’t that a harsh teaching for kids – “don’t fall in love with ya momma…she’s going to die someday.”
- why do song lyrics have to rhyme?
- why do men have nipples?
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