So I was walking around Toronto when I bumped into this super stoic Native dude. He was just hanging out on the street, enjoying the day, and when I passed him he whispered something. I didn’t quite hear what he said so – asked him to repeat himself. He called me closer. I took a few steps closer and much to my delight this wooden, Native dude told me I was his favourite Native comedian.

Wooden Native dudes are my favourite.