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MTV CANADA SHOOTS A “CRIBS” EPISODE WITH CLARENCE TWO TOES

This video was shown last night at, “The Clarence Two Toes CD Fundraiser.”  Make sure you share this on twitter, facebook, and link up to this on your own websites.  Thanks for watching.

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VALENTINES DAY ACCORDING TO CLARENCE TWO TOES – PART 2

Indian Country’s Favourite Loudmouth is back with more advice for all those dumb Indian Men out there.  Indian Men from across Turtle Island (North America for those not in the “know”) bombard Clarence with emails looking for advice about love, relationships, and how to get away with cheating Employment Insurance.  Last year Clarence was dubbed, [...]

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ROCK THE VOTE – ANNOUNCING THE “NAME MY CD CONTEST” FINALISTS

Alright maniacs – I turned it over to you guys to come up with some kick-ass titles for my CD and I’m happy to report that “some” of you came through.  There were some really funny, inside jokes that made me laugh really hard, but ultimately wouldn’t make great names for a CD.  Here are [...]

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ANNOUNCING: CLARENCE TWO TOES CD FUNDRAISER – FEB 11/2010

It’s here ya’ll – the formal announcement of the fundraiser that I’m throwing to raise some extra zhooniya (money) to help my self produce my debut DOUBLE comedy cd.  The first disc will be recorded LIVE at Central Michigan University in Mt. Pleasant, Michigan in March.  For the second CD I’ll be hitting the studio to [...]

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Name My Comedy CD Contest

I want you to name my CD for me.  It’s not necessarily that I’m too lazy to name it myself, but, well, okay, I’m busted, I’m too lazy to name it myself.  Here’s the deal:

Vote for one of the names in the poll OR add your own.  I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope people add their [...]

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You Look Good Indian Country – 2009

In keeping in line with popular culture rags all over North America – I’m compiling a list of things that blew my mind in 2009 from around Indian Country.  Here it is below:

Sonny Assu – This Vancouver, [...]

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XMAS LAUGHS WITH RYAN MCMAHON

Have jokes – will travel.  That’s the message that I’m spreading right now around Indian Country.  Last year, I was booked fairly solid in and around Christmas time – that’s when staff parties and community events get thrown to welcome the holidays with a little bit of laughter.  What was unmanageable though were the last [...]

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Hey Indian Country – Here I Come!

I make no secret about my goal of breaking into Indian Country down in the US to spread the good work of my comedy.  I’m doing well in Canada (in relative terms anyway), but, I’ve not yet broken into the market down in the States.  I want to – badly.  I have a decent following [...]

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I’m A Native American Comedian – Got A Festival?

One of the oldest cliche’s in the book – laughter is good medicine.  We as Indian People pride ourselves on not taking ourselves too seriously, about being able to laugh when we’re down, and about how laughter has gotten us through some pretty lean times.  I’d agree with all of those things – but it [...]

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When You See This – You Think This. A Marketing/Promotional Contest For Ryan McMahon Comedy.

Call it a marketing experiment.  Call it research.  Call it trying to drive traffic to my website in hopes that someone rich and powerful will see the good in what I want to do and will give me tons of money to make a dream project with all my comedy friends and then we all [...]

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APTN’s 2009 ABORIGINAL DAY LIVE – LOOKING BACK

as you may have heard by now – i hosted APTN’s, “2009 Aboriginal Day Live” from Whitehorse, Yukon this past week and the whole experience has reinforced something that i’ve been saying for years – we’ve got insane talent in the aboriginal community.
i was fortunate enough to be asked to host the northern stage for [...]

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Comedy Loser News, Life According to Clarence Two Toes, & Search Engine Result

i’ve been neglecting this blog-diggy lately, so here goes:

another season of comedy loser is coming to an end. this has been my third year of producing comedy at the king’s head on tuesday nights and i’ve had a hell of a time doing it.  i enjoy the community building in the process of producing shows.  [...]

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CBC Manitoba Series – NDN ACTION – Features Ryan McMahon

a couple of weeks ago i was honoured to be a part of the cbc radio series – NDN ACTION.  i was asked by a kick ass producer, ruth shead (@ruthlesstravels on twitter), at the cbc to be a part of the series as they were profiling a handful of indian people around manitoba that [...]

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Clarence Two Toes – A Retrospective Look

i googled myself the other day and i’ve been digging around my old blog and i found something that i wrote just over a year ago.  i’m going to post it below, but, it was a bit mind blowing to see that i’ve been working with clarence two toes (a character i play for those [...]

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Old & New – Projects How I Love Thee

old & new
if there is such a thing as a “blessing” i think i had one the other day.  as some of you “clarence stalkers” know, i was working on releasing a new episode of “THE CLARENCE TWO TOES RADIO SHOW” the other day and for some reason it just wouldn’t load onto my server.  [...]

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I Hate Facebook

my facebook saga

i should preface all of this by saying – i’m super interested in online marketing/viral blah blah blah/social media.  it’s something that i’ve really been trying to educate myself on as i slowly build my name out there as a comedian.  i want to understand more about where people are going for their [...]

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Ryan McMahon Comedy – March Update

it’s been too long – i know, i know.  but you may have heard that i’ve been a bit busy.  anyway – things are going well.  as a general, short update, read this:

my custom house of bands store is now up.  there is more merch being added as we speak, but for now check out [...]

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Ryan McMahon Comedy Merchandise

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it’s just about here folks – the ryan mcmahon comedy merch store.  i signed with the amazing folks at House of Bands and I haven’t looked back since.  i’m always asked about merch, stickers, pins, tshirts and hoodies, so, they’re coming VERY SOON.  here’s a sneak peek at a few pieces (they [...]

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Goodbye 2008

happy new year everyone.  2008 was a whirlwind year where some hard work, a few lucky breaks, and a whole lot of not being funny in an effort to be funny, paid off.  i had an awesome year of local shows, a couple of long-ish tours, and a few big-ish breaks that have really made [...]

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Ryan McMahon Comedy – October Update

holy update batman.
so, it’s been awhile, but there is a reason.  i’m breaking up with you.  it’s not you – it’s me.  AND.  i’ve been busy.  there is tons to write about, talk about, bitch about, whine about, sing about, pray about, scream about, fight about, laugh about, BUT, let’s cover the important stuff shall [...]

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