Ryan McMahon is an Ojibway/Metis comedian based out of Winnipeg, MB Canada.

Tag: stupid fucking dog


I’ll Kill Your Dog

Posted on 1st May, by Ryan McMahon in NEWS. 3 Comments

straight up – if you’re dog is off his/her leash at a park, and it comes running at my kids – it fucking dies.

i like animals. i grew up with dogs. but if you’re a pet owner you have a responsibility to train and control your pet in public. last night, i took my kids to the park near our house. we were playing a pretty serious soccer match (i was winning 4-0) when all of the sudden a fair sized mutt came running around the fence and went straight for the soccer ball. in full stride that little fucker turned his attention from the ball to my 3 year old. i was quite a few steps away yet and the dog got to her before i did. he knocked her down and jumped …




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